Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Could you just....

Like....


Explain that to me ?! XD




You gotta admit you never expected to see Kyo with a gyaru/ganguro make-up LOL.

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Sunday, February 20, 2011

Dadrama, episode 534611684123856216513210385435135

I wasn't going to mention this on my blog

By respect for some friends
But now.... This has gone to a point where....
It's just freaking RIDICULOUS.

You all know how it started
With me and Orly/Kalmie/Lili
Saying that we didn't liked how the new Velvet Eden sounded
Not having anything against Dada himself
But he went on Twitter to complain that no one liked him and the like
And ended up with the both of us being blocked
Lulz.

The part II is when he finally unblocked us
I don't know for other people
But he and I ended up bitching each other
And that was quite funny
Until I got bored of this and just told him to fuck off
Which he did.

Now, here is part III.
I guess it all started with two of my friends meeting him in DecaBar.
Which kinda woke up what happened... 6 months ago ?
Oh well...
But he then commented that
He never thought he could be friends with Canadian.
I went like OMG LOL SKJDSKJDKSJD
But haven't said anything
Just because I didn't want to make other people feel bad about it or something.
BUT NOW.
He said "Psychiatric patients in Canada is also making noise. I'll never visit to Canada. It is forever. Hello and Goodbye Canadians."
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ?!
Which would come from this which have been made by an AMERICAN, like in UNITED STATES, not Canada, girl :
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/182029_1830249485345_1513590064_31995905_569004_n.jpg
Which ended up with some AUSTRALIAN, not Canadian, girls doing this : 
And obviously sending it to him.
And now, guess what ?
HE IS DELETING/BLOCKING EVERY SINGLE CANADIAN FACEBOOK FRIENDS HE HAS. 
So that we stop stalking him, I guess...
But he then created an Ameblo....

Seriously.........
Come on.........
I don't know if the psychiatric thing comes from the fact that
Mental illness, even a "simple" depression is reaaaaaaally not well seen in Japan
Or if he was just trying to tell us we were only good for the asylum, but...
Still......  GAH x_X
That's just so freaking ridiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiculous.
Period.

Of course
Every mean/evil people on Earth is or have been Canadian, eh...
Stalin, Hitler, Kim Jong Il, Jesse James, Bonnie and Clyde, the witches of Salem... ALL CANADIANS.

And now,
I hope that this was the very last time I talk about Dada.

Yes, I did put the [C'est beau Gilles] tag.

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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Bonus before I go to sleep.

Cause it made me laugh my ass out XD




How ?
I don't know.
Let's just laugh at it XD

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

And now I'm dreaming that I'm cosplaying Sailor Moon ?!

Ok, so...

I was in a convention
Dressed as Sailor Moon
And I did not speak.
I then saw a bunch of girls bullying another one.
I thought that this was not nice at all.
So I walked up to the one cosplaying Chibi Moon.
And started to fight with her.
And I kicked her ass.
I then moved to another place.
And there was a girl in a reaaaallly ugly Sailor Jupiter costume
And she spat water on a fatty girl who was actually going to shower.
Then again, I thought that this was not nice at all.
So I followed that ugly Sailor Jupiter
Grabbed her by collar
And spat water right straight in her face.
I then snorted
And spat on her again
Just so she feels dirty ♥
I then went to find Lillie Joe
And found her with her boyfriend.
I tried to tell her that I had a fight with Chibi Moon
But she wasn't listening.





Seriously....
What's with my dreams, lately ?!?!?! o_o;

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Wednesday, February 09, 2011

I dreamt about Angel Taka.

I know it's already weird that I dream about him

But that not what's the weirdest, after all...

So I was going to spend the night at Lillie Joe's place
And for some reason
She was living supposedly alone 
In a big appartment
And there was Angel Taka.
So yeah
We went to bed
But the thing is that Lillie only had some kind of king sized bed
So we would all three sleep in there.
I don't remember the way I was dressed to sleep
But Angel was sleeping in his pink g-string.
And yeah, I was on a side of the bed, 
Then on my right, there was Angel
And on his right was Lillie.
And she then told me
[Watch out, he tend to lick people.]
So I went like... Lulz.
But she went to go pee.
And.
Angel...
WELL YEAH you guessed.
He started to lick my arm
And I was like... [x_X WTF are you doing ?!]
He continued further LOL
And I ended up rolling out of bed
Being like [D8 Don't do that !]
Then Lillie came back from her pee
And Angel started to act really gay.
Like... Proudly showing his pink thong...
And then I woke up.



I don't understand that dream LOL.
I shouldn't listen to Nine Inch Nails as I sleep XDD

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Thursday, January 20, 2011

The girl who had a quite obscene dream....

I was browsing something like a Fool's Mate

And then I saw a ZORO photoshoot
With new members or something
One was called Minion LOL.
But the thing it that......
Tatsuhi, ok...
He had no pants or skirt on
No undies either.
And.
He was sucking a big dildo.

O_O.

And I was like
[OKAY THAT SOME BAND DO OBSCENE PHOTOSHOOT
BUT ZORO ?!?!
WHY TATSUHI ?!
WHY A DILDO ?!
MAN !!! THERE ARE SOME 12 YEARS OLD FANGIRLS WHO'LL SEE THIS !!!]
And I woke up.

(´ - ` ;)

Why do I have those kind of dreams ?! D8

[I suck big cocks.]

(´ A ` ;;;)

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Saturday, January 01, 2011

Geisha, Robots, School Girls, Panty Shots, Blood, Girls in underwear Tanks, Transformers, Breast Gun, Acid Tengu Breast Milk, AsSwords....

↑ That sums up pretty well RoboGeisha.



What an awesomely ridiculous movie XD
The kind of movie you just CAN'T take seriously...
Cause if you do...
Well you must be dumb... LOL.

There's not much to say at all about it...
Everything has been said in the title, really XD

Beside that one of the Tengu girls
Is the one who plays Miki in Machine Girl
While the other is the "Dog Girl"
In Tokyo Gore Police...
Which also plays in Vampire Girl VS Frankenstein Girl
In which the main actress
Also plays in Audition
Excepted that Audition is way more serious than those previous movies XD

This being said,
I wanna see Vampire Girl VS Frankenstein Girl XD

And hum.....
I didn't thought I had this much Japanese movies oO :

  1. Audition
  2. Death Note
  3. Death Note II
  4. Ichi the Killer
  5. Ju-on
  6. Ju-on II
  7. Kamikaze Girls
  8. Machine Girl
  9. Marebito
  10. Moon Child
  11. RoboGeisha
  12. Tokyo Gore Police
  13. Yo-yo Girl Cop


Now I want those Ringu movies, One Missed Call movies, Battle Royale (I don't really care about the second one, but I surely will end up buying it... lol), Dark Water, Suicide Club, oh and I really want the Black Lizard... but I highly doubt anyone ever burned it on a DVD ._. (Miwa ♥), I think the Nana movies would be nice to own...  Oh and that movie with that Gazette song in it.. I'm pretty curious about it.....

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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Taaaaaabaaaarnaaaaaak...........

o_O


I just watched Sick Nurses.



You thought that japanese horror movies were fucked up ?
You haven't seen Thai horror movies yet O_O..........

WATCH OUT FOR SPOILERS :

Ok like...
The story is about the ghost of a nurse
Which other nurse killed
Because she was threatening them of sell them to the police
Since they were working for a doctor who sold fresh organs to the black market
And all this
Because she was jealous of her sister
Cause she was pregnant
And the father was that doctor...
BUT THE THING IS.
That...
Not only did that doctor dated his 6 or 7 nurses
But...
He promised to marry one of them...
Yeah, the one they killed
But
So that they can married....
She got an operation to become a woman.


SO ALL OF THIS BECAUSE THE DOCTOR WAS ACTUALLY GAY ?!?!

OH. 
MY. 
GOD.

There's only one thing I don't get...
If that nurse that was a boy at first
(I'm sorry... I've trouble memorizing thai names... LOL Tahwang or something...)
Was Nook's sister...
Then Nook knew ?
But she didn't seem to...
Or maybe she did...
I don't know o_o...

And MAN.
When she was still a man
She looked like a thai Robert Pattison...
It's quite sad LOL.

Still...
Seriously....
I never been this [WTF O___Ô]
After having watched a movie XDDD

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CUM WITH ME.

[Into the trees, we'll lay on the grass and let hours pass]



OMGOMGOMGOMG

COME ALREADY JANUARY !!!!!

Other than this
Regarding the new pics
Especially Die's one..................................................
How the fuck in hell could people associate this with motherfuckin Twilight ?!
What about...... NO ?! O_O
As if a guy who let his hair grow
Is necessarily influenced by Twilight's werewolf...
I mean... Come on...
It's as if you were saying that if I dyed my hair red
It was because I'm a goddamned Little Mermaid fangirl O_O
Or that it was because of Rihanna...
WTF.
It obviously ain't !
So why would it be with Die's long hair and that fag werewolf ?!

Put Twilight aside, will you ?! o_o;;;

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Wednesday, December 01, 2010

My weird dreams and me.

Weird isn't even a word strong enough to describe this one O_O


It was like if I was a spy
Some kind of Bond Girl or whatever
I entered a house 
And it was full of evil sumos o_o
When I reached the living room
I saw that they were strangling four people.
I then realized that those people actually were Die, Kaoru, Kyo and Shinya
So I went like [gasp] and felt like crying
But I couldn't do anything
When they left them for dead,
I realized that Toshiya was missing
So when only 3-4 sumos were still remaining in the room
I got out of my hiding spot
And started to cry out to ask them [WHERE IS TOSHIYA ?! WHERE THE FUCK IS TOSHIYA ?!]
But they were all like [Who the fuck are you ?! We don't even know who you're talking about]
I don't quite remember how this happened
But then
I was outside
Hiding beside a small pool
And some of the sumos where being thrown in it (SPLASH, eh...)
Then I saw that Kaoru, Kyo and Shinya were in the pool
And especially that they were actually drowning Kyo...
Another blank 
Then, the sumos were gone
I managed to get Kaoru, Kyo and Shinya out of the pool
I somewhat was convinced that Kaoru wasn't dead
But I was also kind of in despair
I guess you understand why
And then, Die arrived
As if he didn't know what just happened
And he somewhat went in the same state as I
I explained what happened
And told him that I was sure that Kaoru was still alive
But he went like [Come on, we must leave]
And I asked him [Where is Toshiya ?] in tears
And he showed me some kind of doll
And I knew that this doll was actually Toshiya
Even though it was blonde and wearing a turquoise dress o_ô
And I knew that he was safe
I repeated that I was convinced that Kaoru was not dead
But Die took my hand
Forcing me to leave
So as we were leaving
I saw Kaoru kinda morph back into a doll too
And close his eyes...
And then I knew he was dead

And I woke up.


SERIOUSLY WTF IS THIIIIIIIIS ?!?!? O_O
Sumo, Dir, Dolls ?! WHAT ?!
I really don't get it O___O;

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Friday, November 19, 2010

This is my right inner elbow

Or whatever this should be called.



Wtf, I thought I rotated it...
Anyway..

WTF ARE THOSE RED SPOTS ?!?!
I didn't have those, this morning ._.
Or I haven't noticed them...
But o_o;
Where are they coming from ?!?!
Someone not familiar with it
Might think I'm a junkie or something D8<

I really don't get where I could have got these o_o;
I don't even know what they are !
Allergic reaction to something ?
Some bugs ?
Some under the skin thing ?
I DONT KNOW ! 
They're not itchy nor do they hurt...
They're just... There...
._.
And why there, huh ?!

(;;    .____.)

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Monday, November 15, 2010

YUME YUME YUME YUME.

Seriously....

WTF is Madame Rosa no shoukan ?!?!?!?
That song fucking sounds like a Kayako song o__o
I have serious ear bleeding, right now o___o
It's horrible...
Even fuckin Hizaki managed to do something better than this !
Cause Carmilla was actually good.
Even the new Velvet Eden sounds better than that shit !
OMG.

Son, I'm really fucking DISAPPOINTED.

Plus
If that wasn't enough...
You know König...
Probably not
But still
König is Sugar's Loki solo project.
His new mini album will be titled...
Deep Throat.
And.
He too is dressed like a fucking whore on the cover.

I know that sex sells pretty good but O_O
Enough is enough...
I mean...
EEEEEEEW.

It's not tomorrow that I'll start liking neo VK.
It freakin SUCKS.
Period.

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Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Now this is bad !

First there was Jui

Who had a blood clot in his throat.
Then
There was Hizumi
Who still needs to find a doctor for his throat.
Then
There was Kagrra,
Who canceled a concert because of Isshi's throat
And now
There is lynch. which cancels the end of their last indie tour
Because Hazuki has a pharyngitis/laryngitis.

IS THERE A THROAT CURSE OVER JAPANESE SINGERS OR WHAT ?!?!?! D8<

By the way,
I don't think any news site have updated with this news yet
I just found that on Hazuki's blog...
It has been posted earlier today.

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Monday, October 25, 2010

EXPLAIN THAT TO ME.


SERIOUSLY.

EXPLAIN IT.

O_O

Cause what I see...

Erm....

Well...

Yeah...

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Monday, October 18, 2010

KILLERS NEVER DIE


HAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST LOVE THE SHIRT.

>XD

KILLERS NEVER DIE.

I fucking want that >XD

I'll end this on a good note :


WHO ELSE WANTS ASS RADIATIONS ?! 8DDD

God... This is fucking bad...

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Sunday, October 17, 2010

Dragon


First : OMGWTFBBQ the new Blood Stain Child vocalist is a girl...
Second : She's European oO (And called Sophia)
Third : RYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DDDD8 ♥♥♥♥♥
(T_____________T)/♥♥♥
Fourth : Sophia and Ryu are dressed by Chantilly/Atelier Pierrot ♥


But hey o_o....
I hope she CAN scream.
I'm a bit scared, if not ._.

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Friday, October 15, 2010

Just before I leave for work

10.15.2010 【TOKYO】 Shinagawa Steller Ball -「a knot」only-
Shinagawa Set List
SA BIR
OBSCURE -NEW TAKE-
audience KILLER LOOP
Mr.NEWSMAN
GRIEF
AGITATED SCREAMS OF MAGGOTS
BUGABOO
ROTTING ROOT
INWARD SCREAM
凌辱の雨 (ryoujoku no ame)
艶かしき安息、躊躇いに微笑み (Namamekashiki ansoku, tamerai ni hohoemi)
dead tree
DOZING GREEN
INWARD SCREAM
Merciless Cult
冷血なりせば (Reiketsu Nariseba)
VINUSHKA
激しさと、この胸の中で絡み付いた灼熱の闇 (Hageshisato)

-ENCORE-

腐海 (Fukai)
Unknown...Despair...a Lost
STUCK MAN
C
凱歌、沈黙が眠る頃 (Gaika, Chinmoku Ga Nemuru Koro)
残 (ZAN)

Obscure.... New Take....
Josyyyyyyy............. D8
What were we talking about, a few weeks ago ? D8....

But but but.... Fukai and Unknown... Despair... a Lost................. oO (AHAHAH FML I FIRST WROTE D'ESPAIR >XD)
This is....... Old.... o_o....
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !


And Kyo is back to blond hair.... Again...
No more Éric Lapointe ;___;
LOL

Yeah right...
Now I must go.... XD;;

lynch. FTW \(ò0ó)/ ♥

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Monday, October 11, 2010

SERIOUSLY. WTF, BRAIN ?!?!

O___________O.


I just woke up....
I was dreaming....
Like there was Kyo.
Yes Kyo, THE Kyo, like in Dir en grey, yo.
He was entering a house right next to my mother's house...
With a gang of... other people, I don't quite remember who...
But it happened that this house was Kya's house, even though it looked NOTHING like her actual house XD
So I though [Oh god, I must go save him !] (Whut ?!)
So I got in the house but as I reached the room where Kyo was, Kya's mom was blocking the way.. 
I don't quite remember what she was saying, but I was just like... [Oh come on, shut the fuck up -.-]
I finally reached the place which was a reaaaally tiny room oO...
And he looked like really scared
I was like [What ? What's wrong ? What happened ?!]
And he whispered to me with his strong japanese accent [They're after me ! D8] (Yes, with that face !)
So I took his arm and told him to follow me.
I was going to bring him back to my house.
But then, as we went down the stairs, there was a bunch of some ghetto gangsta yo guys
And then, Kyo went all like DDDDDDDDDD8.....
Like almost hiding behind me... L-O-L.
So, the gansta boys yelled some shit to us, and I just answered like [Fuck you ;D]
And we fled to my house.
We were kinda out of breath, so we just let us fall on the random bed there was there.
And then........ It felt as if Kyo didn't know how to thank me for having saved him from the gangsta boys
So he kissed me.
But like in FRENCH KISSING. @_____@
I was like [O___O What the fuck are you doing....... ?!?!?!?!?!?!]
And I woke up still being like O_____________________O;;;

The only thing I can say is that he had really soft lips LOL
But beside this, I.... don't know XD
Seriiously o_o;;;.... 
As if I was a super hero....
And Kyo a damsel in distress LOLOLOLOLOL.
First, why Kyo, eh ? o_ô....
Second, why Kya's house if she weren't there ? (Well... her mother was...)
Third, EVIL GANGSTA.  W-T-F.
OH YEAH.  I think it was winter too...

So yeah.... I don't get it XD

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Wtf ?! Blisters ?!

Ok.
Yesterday, my tights gave me some blisters under my feet... I don't really get why since my converses never gave me any blisters and there was no hole in my thight nor the tip stiches got under my feet... And those tights aren't even new x_X...
Anyway, they weren't the worst blisters in my life, so I haven't talked about them...
BUT THE THING IS. That.  The right one exploded while I was walking back home O_____O....
WTF, BLISTERS ?!?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ?!?!? O________O.....
And the left one kinda burns, for some reason... Ima kill them D8<

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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

An angel fell from heaven.

LOL.
Well, actually, like an hour ago, I was so fucking bored at home and then, it knocked at the door.  Let me tell you that I was really like "WTF who's that ?! o_ô"
It was a guy from Videotron.
So yeah, we'll have internet probably next week from a pretty cheaper price than what I could have got on the phone with that immigrated woman.


Other than this, I dreamt that Selia called me.  LOL.  I don't remember what we were talking about, but he had a pretty good french, I was surprised XD

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