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TOUTE POURRAIT PAS BIEN ALLER, POUR UNE FOIS, CÂLICE ?!?!

Estie, ma carte de guichet marche pu pis j'peux rien faire sans ma carte, okay ?!
Tout le monde me dit "vas à la caisse, y vont t'arranger ça !"
J'vais à caisse, la bonne femme me dit "Ben là si vous avez pas votre compte ici, on peut rien faire pour vous."
HEILLE. TU RIS TU DE MOÉ, TOÉ, CRISS ?!?!?
Fait que là, faut que j'appelle la caisse de Nicolet, mais... J'AI PAS DE CÂLICE DE TÉLÉPHONE.
Kya pourrait m'en prêter un, faudrait juste que j'mette de l'argent dedans... MAIS L'ARGENT POUR L'AVOIR FAUT QUE J'UTILISE MA CARTE, TABARNAK.
ALLEZ DONC TOUTE CHIEZ, CIBOIRE.

Non, j'pas contente, parlez moé pas, criss Ò_________Ó

J'pourrais pas me rouler en boule dans un coin, brailler une shot pis minke j'revienne à moi, tout soit redevenu correct ?! ¤¬_________¬

Edit : J'ai regardé Big Fish pis ça va mieux oO....
Pis c'est là que j'me rends compte que j'avais pas compris grand chose la première fois que j'l'ai regardé o_ô....
C'est sûr que ça fait deux fois que j'le regarde.... Mais la première fois que j'l'ai regardé, j'étais chez mon père, fait que je devais encore être au secondaire... Which would mean that my english improved a lot, even though I've made no immersion trip... I'd be ready to bid my favorite dress that my english is better than most of my high school classmates ! And even though I'm quite stammering a lot (I do in french too, anyway...) I don't have that fugly Québec accent when I talk... Or I don't know... I have a pretty weird accent, when I talk in english XD I tried to make it more British but.... I kinda ended up by picking a bit of every accent I heard XDDD So it happens sometimes that I pronounce thingd with the japanese accent and I don't even realize it X'D.... I also think it's easier to speak in english with the japanese accent than in french (._. ) I really dunno why... But... Oh well...
You know... One bad thing there's about learning english at school is that THEY DON'T FUCKING MAKE YOU LEARN SLANG.  So you have to deduce many many things and.... Blaaaaah.  Y'know, ça fait pas vraiment longtemps que j'sais ce que "dunno" ça veut dire X'D....
So yeah, when you're not used to it and that you watch a movie and that everything you understand, because they talk so freaking fast is "fuck" and "shit", well... =\.... Bad thing... It's like english speakers who learnt french at school.... Don't even try to watch "Les boys", ostie XD You won't understand a shit of it, except that it's kinda like Slap Shot : Hockey.  But still it is that I don't think that Slap Shot is as big in US than it is in Québec XD;;; It's a 70's movie, anyway XD;;; It's just big in here because of a few Québec actors in it + the Québecois' translation xD And it's pretty ugly XDDDD....... Try to dub a "tabarnak" over a "shit", toé là XDDDDDDDD

Estie que j'entends "Celebi" au lieu de "C'est la vie" dans Genkai Haretsu de hide X'D

But yeah, still it is that I'd like to practice a bit more my spoken english... I hate stammering.  Even though some people thinks it's cute, I. Think. it's. FUCKING. ANNOYING. Specially when you are the one stammer.  You really want to talk normally but but but but no, it it it it seems t-that you can't talk in a in a in an other way than than this one... D8< !!! Is there a stronger word than "hate" ? I want to use it D8< !! Cause I really do talk like this -____-;

Oh well... I could still talk alone 8<