AAAAAAAAAARRRRRR /o/

I was playing Mighty Pirates on FaceBook

And then I thought that I could write a pirate fic.

LOL.

But so far

All I could think about

Are some clichés

(I'm too fond of clichés LOL)

And some random "facts"

Where one hits another

When #2 tries to kiss #1

But #1 is all [WTF I'M A PIRATE I'M NO GAY, MATEY !]

LOL

And a brothel

Which would be called..... [Chez Madame Rosa]

re-LOL.

Well, you know

The kinda mix of bar and brothel like yeah

And the fat bar tender could be Dada LOL

And most popular prostitute

You've guessed it would be Kaya... HA !

There also could be a side story in which no one knows where is Madame Rosa

But like... Kaya knows and she's dead and blablabla...

It could be his mother LOL.

Why not.

But that's only the side lines...

Actually

I guess that the main pirates would be Dir en grey

Since I'd be the one who'd be writing it...

And there'd be some damsel in distress

And the guys could be like URRURR DAMSEL IN DISTRESS ;D 

LET'S TAKE HER... him...

Oh well...

And they'll all turn gay, in the end

Cause that's normal

Cause that's fanfiction. LOL.

And yeah, Fuck Elizabeth Swan.

Let's drown her.

AHAH.

I could do a character like her

But like...

Let her have the board torture...

But there wouldn't be any Peter Pan to save her.... Him.

Whatever XD

That'd be Hizaki LAWL.

No.

I won't make that the honour to be in one of my fic anymore è_é

Thank god, I killed him in New Vogue Children è_é

Well... Allan and Lillie did 8B

So I just won't do that kind of annoying character...

So yeah...

If I end up writing this

I'll have to find that Pirates of the Caribbean theme song

And listen to it non stop 8B

AND FUCK AWILDA TABARNAK.

That's all.

I'm also thinking about one of the drag characters

Wanting to go with the pirates

But the pirates would be like... 

[Err, no... Women bring bad luck on ship.]

And then, "she"'ll be like...

[Woman, huh ?]

And lift "her" skirt 8BB

Dunno who that could be...

I guess that'd be how they recruited Toshiya................

LOL. 

Yeah...

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL and LOL again.


And oh...
I guess the ship's name
Would be like....
Obviously, something related to Dir...
A song title or something....
PINK KILLER >XD
Clever Sleazoid seems more credible to me xD
sjkdkjsdh The Fatal Believer XD
Nice boat name XD
Or The Deeper Vileness XD
But yeah, I guess that Clever Sleazoid sounds the best XD
Or Beautiful Dirt xD
Naaaaaaaaaaah. Clever Sleazoid.
That'll be it.